I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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