I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I am naked and annoyed.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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