3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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