i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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