....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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