ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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