I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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