and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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