Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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