Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
and she was petting her beer can
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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