dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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