IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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