I want to walk on stilts...naked
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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