Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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