Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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