If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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