She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
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I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
you never un-have a 4some
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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