I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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