Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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