Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she told me i tasted like america
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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