i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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