You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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