Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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