I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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