You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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