I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
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A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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