I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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