She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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