Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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