it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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