I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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