All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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