my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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