fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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