how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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