There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Rumble strips road head = magical
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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