Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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