Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
this is an emotional support booty call
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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