How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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