im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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