i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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