The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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