This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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