I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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