He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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