I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
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Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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