? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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