Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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