Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm just crazy horny about you
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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