what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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