Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
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