apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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