I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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